Sam: {spoken matter-of-factly} "MOM, liten (listen) to my instucksons (instructions). If I can wath (watch) Scoob Doo then I will give you a sapize (surprise)."
Me: "Hmmm... a surprise?"
Sam: "Ya, a sapize (surprise). I will give you some ummy (yummy) EGG MILK (egg nog)!"
(so much for bribing my child with egg nog... tables have turned... seems he thinks that I love it as much as he does)
